I wish I spoke French

Sexy, lazy syllables

I guess I could learn

Strange conversations

With my one eardrum and his

Speech impediment

Feral cats draw near

The only trick is knowing

How to talk to them

Po Ha-Ha: Nightly Snuggle

There is no such thing,

My friend. Don’t ask someone else –

Be your own guru

What constitutes a

Step over the line? Perhaps

The letter you wrote

Reaction to my

Bumper sticker: bright headlights

Filling my rearview

Free Palestine

Intolerant of

Lactose since birth, I was not

Told until twenty