Tasers kill people

I think that makes them lethal

And not non-lethal


Even pacifists

Can enjoy the pleasure of

Going commando

Those who have paid their

Debt to society are

No longer felons

I got a notice

From Homeland Security

Don’t lick packages

There is no such thing,

My friend. Don’t ask someone else –

Be your own guru


Not fast enough for you, eh?

Take a fucking breath

A filthy bathroom

Two or three coats of black paint

Not acceptable

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