Larry Flynt, you’re more

On your toes in a chair than

Most people standing


Tasers kill people

I think that makes them lethal

And not non-lethal

I believe there are

No coincidences, just


Even pacifists

Can enjoy the pleasure of

Going commando

Those who have paid their

Debt to society are

No longer felons

Black marker on the

Skin beneath holes in my pants

Until I darn them

Even though I don’t

I could decide that I will

But probably not